The One With Charlie Sheen and Snoop Dogg

So, yeah, it's been a while. Give me a break, I was in the Arctic.

Which was epic, by the way. I took photos. They look like this:

 

And like this:

And also a bit like this:

So, yeah, that was good. And cold.

While I was there I only really remember one dream I had and that was wet-shaving a terrified Justin Long with a Stanley knife blade. 

However, I've been back a day or two now, time for a dream to pop into my head. And since it's very odd, I'll relate but one scene:

Snoop Dogg, Charlie Sheen and myself were on a moon mission driving Nasa's most recent attempt at a moon vehicle. Which looks like this:

And, to cut a long story short, they were both blazing up and not giving a damn that we were on the moon. As we bounced along at low g and flung up moondust from our 12 wheels, Charlie kept getting bong water on the controls and Snoop's continual attempts to open a window and "let some air in" were becoming un-nerving. Luckily the windows didn't actually open, but the double doors did, and given that he was lounging on the bed right next to them, I couldn't just relax and enjoy the ride...

So, yeah, that's my dream for today.