17th of June - The Big Reveal

So, I think by now we call all agree that I *wasn't* off to the jungle...



Keep reading, it's a two-parter...









DICKENSTOCK 2014 - Bouncy Castle, Human Skittles, Pugil Duelling, Kegs, Bonfire, Barbecue, Bands, Dancefloor, Giant Draughts and a Psychic. Epic.










Cliche flight pics:





Want to see why I enjoyed the flight so much? I give you, THE PERFECT SEAT:






Home and the best two things about it...

June 12th - Off Back Into The Jungle

So, Y'all may have seen this post already on FaceBook.

Well, Phooey to you. You think you're *so* special getting your news before the other people.

Well this goes out to the 1%. By which I mean the 1% of people who read this 'blog but DON'T know me on facebook. Cheers!

(Oh, and. And. They didn't get photos. Which makes your 'blog (and therefore, YOU) better than theirs (them))




Obviously, first thing you want, having returned triumphant, is dinner...








Pirate/Bond Villain Ashton. Broken sunglasses sold separately.







The most annoying page I've EVER found in my journal.

I'm just guessing there were monkeys though. That's a pretty safe bet.



Teaching Ojok to use a funnel in time for the World Cup.



Ashton at the Marina



Cross river by night



Cross river by day!









The building site / Monkey-haunted labyrinth.



Also lizard-haunted. This one, apparently, is left handed.







Ojok comforting me after a terrible day of *much* killing.








This is Peach. She's a nut job and responsible for most of the injuries I have received at Cercopan








Director and Jungle Manager celebrating. Possibly celebrating monkey recapture.







Staff at leaving do.










So, there you have it.

May 30th - Revengue of the Dengue

So, I was all better, right? Right!

And I was fully over my Dengue and had cleared it from my system, right? Right!

And I was immune from Dengue now, right? WRONG.

The second one, apparently is the one that tends to kill you.That was a very interesting few days.

But now: BUGS! And also frogs.




 

  

I saw this poster hanging by the Market:



And this is just to prove to Em and Han that I haven't lost my touch:



May 22nd

  

Potto wonders "Do I have odd hands?"



Answer: Yes.



May 23rd




May 24th



Us dining on *delicious* sludge with bone chips. Mmmmmmm.



May 25th



Night Photos w/ Ashton.

 

 

Battery is for scale, I'm not trying to give it to the millipede.



May 26th



Ashton. Trying to find the ON button.



Amazing hairy hunting spider origami master:



I...just...what? Amazing.



Tree ant. Also, bunking off school as you can see.



May 27th



Ha ha ha. NO.

May 29th



May 29th Part 2.



May 30th



FROG!



WETA-THING!



ASHTON!



Aaaaaand, I'm done. Later y'all.