Tuesday, 29 April 2014

April 29th - Greg mashes his ankle.


Hello all and sundae.

This one's a bit whiny and angsty. Maybe the mounting number of people asking me to come home is starting to get to me. Maybe I don't feel like I'm getting anywhere.

Tell you what though. I am seeing some COOL things.

April 19th


The bride and groom will now engage in a ten minute dance-off...


April 20th


This happens to people who refuse to use bad pens:


I tried to take picture of cute birds in the streets of Calabar. I ended up with a pair of photos of birds and litter.


April 21st



April 22nd


I call this one "Man Guarding Cement"


I was, for a brief half hour, the manager of a tailor's.



...which apparently sold products to enable the breathing-in of small folks.


April 23rd


Beware of evil demon ant-dog-aliens with faces that open sideways. Sound advice really.


April 24th


Monkeys: Good at escaping. And also yoga.



April 26th


Me fixing up monkey enclosure. With help from the monkeys. Obviously, the machete is for self defence.


Rural Nigeria. It is important to have a posh phone. And this creates a market for charging shacks.

(The shopkeeper may have had a 5c hidden away in the back)

April 27th


Photographing leaves to keep myself calm. You're damn right I learnt to self soothe...



April 28th




Getting shit done. It's what I do. Also, photos. I do them too:

A - Walking past a papaya plant. One falls off. You discover that it is the BEST PAPAYA EVER.Then and *only* then is a food photo justifiable. Maybe also if it has a brain in it.


B - Dead leaf chameleon. Epic. Very (VERY) laterally flattened. Behaves a lot like a wet dead leaf.






C - Shrooms. 



And finally, D - A soppy one for Guen. The rest of you can look away now.


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